After Statistics exam, friends and I talked about experiences of trying to be sexy but it backfired or somewhere along those lines. Here are some accounts, one of them is mine:
- dirty dancing… ”all (un)dressed, started dancing on him but then lost balance. Somehow I punched him and he got a nose bleed. Never liked dancing again…”
- talk dirty… “in the most sexy and sultry sound I can find within me: ‘oh honey, there are dishes lying around and the clothes need to go in the laundry…’ – It was meant to be a joke but he got pissed off.”
- talk sexy turned cheesy… “Yeah, I kinda wanted to surprise her but it turned really cheesy and pathetic. Still she loved it.”
- switching position… “I accidentally kicked him… that wasn’t my way of getting even”
- weird suggestion… “I was asked to dress up as Angelina Jolie from Tomb Raider… of course I didn’t!… I stood up and left without calling him ever again.”
- another weird suggestion (from a friend whilst he was drunk)… “you know what would be sexy? you with nothing on, and covered in chocolate sauce. ’cause then you’d be twice as delicious…”
- trying a new position… “I got a cramp. The end.”
Hahaha I think Frida’s story is the best, and Clement’s was just…unexpected.
