Steve has weird thoughts… here’s what he said randomly to me and Sophia this afternoon at Pacific Coffee when we said we’re bored and requested him to say sth funny:
Once upon a time… THERE was a man. A man who necked with himself. Yesss….he was very passionate, and OTHERS were jealous not to have this deep-a relationship with themselves. OFTEN TIMESSS! this man wood dream…of sharing his pelvic thrust with an audience…which he has just now done… How fortunate for yooouuu….
YESSSS! Ha! Ha! Yooooo have seen it many times and he wood pretend to be an air-O-plane… Yeeess… he would pretend *inhale* to beeeee an air-()-plain and fly…FLYYYYY.. and sputter… and flyyyyy….and then….On occassions he wood neck with himself again, and passionately squeeeeeeze his own buttocks…How fffaacinating!!! ooOOOOOooohhhhh~~~~
The end.
The moment he finished, Sophia and I went silent for a few heartbeats then I started laughing out really loud because it was so unexpected. Sophia went, “Dude, that was fucked up” in her spanish accent.
