This was forwarded to me by my older cousin Emily. It was originally Chinese but I took the liberty to translate it to English, and I wonder if guys would agree with the following:
10 things a girl should never say or ask a guy
(1.) “Do you love me?…Really?”
(2.) “Honey, I missed my period this month…”
(3.) “Not so fast!!” (referring to sex…)
(4.) “My ex boyfriend did this…and this… and this… He was so much better at _____.”
(5.) ”Your turn to do the dishes~”
(6.) “I’m sorry, but I’m not in the mood for it.”
(7.) “My mom said…….” >.<
(8.) “I’m not listening!! NOT LISTENING!!!”
(9.) “Are you even a man??”
I know it’s always a bad idea to get back at a guy by emasculating him. Psychologically not acceptable for the opposite sex. Just like a guy telling his girl why the other girl is so much hotter; unless either one of you have a death wish…
(10.) “Honey, I want to buy…..”
10 types of girls a guy would like to score with
(1.) That hot chick at the bar/pub/club who sashayed over to him and initiated a conversation
(2.) The girl who kept smiling and talking positively during a long trip/ travelling
(3.) Childhood friend who grew up to be someone hot
(4.) Attractive personal secretary
(5.) God-sister/ cousin… (huh?)
(6.) His best girl friend
(7.) Nice girl who can cook up sth delicious
(8.) The ice queen who seem to despise men but one day broke down and cried on the guy’s shoulder
(9.) No matter who or when, as long as someone good-looking is standing or sitting by themselves
(10.) The one girl he can never have: either taken or too hot.
10 lies that guys tell most often
(1.) “I’m busy right now… I’ll call you back later..”
(2.) “I don’t think (insert celebrity or girl’s name) is that hot.”
(3.) “I’m stuck in a traffic jam, so I’ll be late….”
(4.) “She’s just a relative”
(5.) “Sweetie, you look great in whatever you wear.”
(6.) “Of course, it doesn’t make you look fat!”
(7.) “I can watch chick flicks. =) “
Yeah right…. the only guy who told me that
(8.) “I need to work overtime at office tonight. Sorry for cancelling the dinner…”
(9.) “You’re so beautiful” (when having sex)
(10.) “I will never lie to you. I am true to my words =)”
10 things guys would like to hear from a girl
(1.) “You’re soo good-looking!”
(2.) “Mmm…you’re so strong.”
(3.) “I feel like the luckiest girl alive”
(4.) “I never knew that. You’re smart.”
(5.) “Wouldn’t it be nice if you’re my boyfriend?”
(6.) “You are my idol”
(7.) “My parents just passed away and left me with billions of dollars. I’m SO sad….”
(8.) “Why don’t you stay here for the night? I’m lonely.”
(9.) “I belong to you and only you”
(10.) “I’ll wait for you” (if he’s going to participate in a war)
10 situations a guy fears most when in bed with a girl
(1.) the foreskin got ’stuck’ causing him to feel uncomfortable (that happens???)
(2.) he had just jacked-off and now is not the right time for sex.
(3.) e.d.
(4.) not sure whether the girl has orgasmed or not
(5.) he has a fracture… usually happens when the girl’s on top……
(6.) she’s not in the mood
(7.) premature ejaculation..
(8.) the girl really wants it but he’s too tired to move…
(9.) did so much foreplay and was about to get to the good part when he realizes there aren’t any condoms around
(10.) wants to fart…
10 things a guy should do for a girl
(1.) Make reservation at a restaurant before the date.
Personally, I don’t really care unless it’s a special occassion.
(2.) Hug or kiss some more after sex, don’t rush to sleep/shower/take a drag…
(3.) Hold the girl’s hand when crossing the street
I don’t really care… doing this might even make me feel like a kid…. unless we’re crossing a highway..
(4.) Always say her name right when having sex.
Hahahaha “Oh Tina!!”… *slap in his face* “who the f*** is Tina???” (just imagining)
(5.) Sort color of clothes when doing the laundry
(6.) Remember to flush after using the toilet
Isn’t that common sense??? doesn’t have to be with the girl right?
(7.) When shopping with a girl, don’t just stand outside and watch her. Be by her side and give some genuine advise.
If it’s a lingerie shop then he can stand outside, i don’t mind. It can be embaressing for a guy…
(8.) Don’t eat garlic before kissing!!!
(9.) Be patient and listen if the girl is angry and complaining
(10.) Don’t hog the tv.
10 things that can send a guy running away
(1.) Use her toes to pick up a fallen chopstick under the dining table in a restaurant.
(2.) Girl who drinks uncontrollably when she’s drunk and screams out loud, “I’m OKAY!!! I’m NOT drunk AT ALL”
(3.) Girl who eats all the time and has larger appetite than him
(4.) Wears low rise jeans with granny undies….
(5.) She cusses and curse incessantly
(6.) Knows how to breakdance and tumbling like a pro, i.e. spins on her head with body in air…..
(7.) After girl’s night out, she calls him to pay the bill
(8.) She still acts like a teenager when she’s nearly 30 years old. *cough* Evian *cough*
(9.) She mentions marriage after 2nd date..
(10.) Would like to be a politician and join in a political campaign.
10 things a guy refuses to do for a girl
(1.) Pick up after her (table full of make-up, floor scattered with her clothes…)
(2.) Carry her purse around
(3.) Clear up the pipe full of her hair
(4.) Finish off the remaining of her food
(5.) Explain the political situation of a particular country or how soccer matches work while she pretends to be interested
(6.) Discuss religious issues
(7.) To buy sanitary napkins/ tampons for her
(8.) Leave a soccer match to help her fix an appliance.
(9.) Haggle price of a bag for the girl
(10.) Wait for longer than 30 mins when on a date with her.
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To my new found ‘friend’, Jonathan:
One thing guys should know about girls:
Don’t back talk the guy she likes deeply, especially when you’ve expressed your adoration for the girl.
She’ll just think you’re desperate and a sore loser.
xx
